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Grunt Demotivational Poster


YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? - I tolerated it when you brought home a baby. That bird, I’ll get that bird, mark my words. Now you want to get a dog?




"SEMPER FI" - Means-"Mess with democracy and we'll slap you so hard your ancestors will feel it."


TAGS: marines military democracy grunt
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

GySgt1811 - September 24, 2009, 6:46 pm
And I got you again. Thanks for the game. Beer call.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 5:33 pm
*in best South Park voice* TIMMIE!!!!
GySgt1811 - September 24, 2009, 12:23 pm
Tag. You're it.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 1:11 am
Ah, I see. GySgt1811 is Timmying the Timmie.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 1:10 am
So now you go all Spelling Nazi? That's sauteed in FAIL, GySgt1811...
GySgt1811 - September 23, 2009, 4:48 pm
(Koff...Koff, Semper Fidelis, Koff...Koff)
Zed - September 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
Loyal has fewer letters/characters than faithful, and I was at the limit.
GySgt1811 - September 23, 2009, 1:07 pm
(Koff...Koff, Always Faithful, Koff...Koff)
Zed - September 23, 2009, 1:22 am
As a former Marine,(and I'm sure Todd already knows)"Semper Fi" is truncated Latin for Semper Fidelus, in English: Always Loyal. I may disagree with Todd's politics, but as long as we remember the Constitution and our oath, I'd stand by him on this.
Pacifist - September 22, 2009, 10:38 pm
Constipation can make folk irritable!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 9:37 pm
... by way of enema.
Pacifist - September 22, 2009, 8:46 pm
I think this guy needs a relaxing Herbal tea!
KDP3 - September 22, 2009, 7:01 pm
Actually we are a Democratic-Republic but good job on not only being a bigot but a timmy too!
Joe - September 22, 2009, 6:59 pm
America was designed as a republic not a democracy you redneck bush dick sucking retard fuck. Democracy is the goal of free masons and Rosicrucians dumb fuck stop waching mainstream media and pick up a real history book dumb ass.


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: airman seaman soldier troop grunt respect veteran
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 3:13 pm
This is great! 5L
Debkins - November 10, 2010, 7:55 am
Wow! Sad but true. Thank you for creating
lesterinside - June 4, 2010, 5:18 am
That's sad. Nice Aggy
TheGrayFox - June 2, 2010, 10:41 am
This is so great i will comment again.
Airman - June 1, 2010, 4:18 pm
just thought asbout that.. the poster doesn't fall a bit short.. the term Well Done does.. how about Amsome.. that's better
Airman - June 1, 2010, 3:57 pm
well done falls a bit short
Mongo - June 1, 2010, 9:09 am
Like this....would like to think he's just camping.
PhxDebbie - June 1, 2010, 9:00 am
This is awesome 5L!!
wampyre - June 1, 2010, 8:18 am
FIVE UBER MUFASAS ! ! ! You are a witty one and i shall stand with you.
forseti - June 1, 2010, 3:34 am
i saw much more war crimes during war than after. Anyway: If any country in the world forces people to fight, it's the goddamn duty to take care for these people after such inhuman torture. may mankind learn from mistakes! 5 dovish lions
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:41 pm
I'm glad that this hit people in the same place that it came from in me. I know too many who are in poor positions. The only war crimes I see are after war. God bless all who serve... whoever your God may be.
LoveForLife - May 31, 2010, 8:03 pm
And, our men and women (some still babies) STILL go to war and still enlist!! That shows the true beauty of mankind. Our hope and faith and dedication never dies! And, our country should be ashamed!!
Bob D. Sailor - May 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
This poster is like a bullet to the heart. It hits home everytime.
Sean - May 31, 2010, 2:29 pm
Great. I would have said that sooner but I have had login problems -- though when I put it like that, it sounds kinda nasty.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:58 am
In the best possible sense.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:57 am
Monster.
TheGrayFox - May 31, 2010, 7:22 am
sweet man! 5 pissed lions.
Cubbybear - May 31, 2010, 1:00 am
A shack by the river...how did it come to this? 5 angry lions
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
Excellent job bro...this is why we need a 6L option
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
I love it. I have 4 relatives who were vietnam vets and one who was in korea. I'm enlisted myself, shipping off in a little over a month. Now that I've given you my life story, lets give this poster a 5!
rerun - May 30, 2010, 10:26 pm

perfection
gil - May 30, 2010, 1:35 pm
I have forwarded this to my father and father-in-law, who are both Vietnam Vets. They will appreciate this more than I can. Just Excellent.
Krissie - May 30, 2010, 11:09 am
I've seen plenty posters here, in magazines...but NOTHING like this for remembering our veterans, that are home, but yet NOT "home". 5L's.
mongobonecrusher - May 30, 2010, 1:51 am
that vet lives just down the way from me in the field. my sister has left food for him
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:48 am
Well done. Too true.


AS SURE AS THE SUN RISES -




I'M NOT THAT KIND OF ANGEL -




DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: grunts training
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 4:52 pm
I don't fear my officers...unless we are in garison.
Derek - May 13, 2011, 3:52 am
Ah yes, the Soviets approach. Shot by Germans if you moved forward or by commissar-officers if you moved back.


FREEDOM OF SPEECH - You're Welcome!


TAGS: army fag grunt
Rating: 1.78/5

More motifakes by Grunt

Porcelina - January 7, 2009, 7:34 pm
I'm in. I think he gets off too much from negative attention.
LogicDude - January 7, 2009, 9:01 am
Timmy!
Bob - January 7, 2009, 4:11 am
Oh please, you'll never be able to keep that pledge. You get off too much on trying to put me in my place.
Matters_Not - January 7, 2009, 3:39 am
im starting a pledge.....i think everyone should join in....here goes...whenever this crack baby below makes a comment...no matter how tempted....just refrain and dont feed this asshole...just dont respond...lets try it ok...who is with me?
Culos - January 6, 2009, 2:53 pm
I don't know, maybe we have someone on Motifake that can tell us what he/she would like to be called?
Matters_Not - January 6, 2009, 2:45 pm
well shit man! then what the fuck are we supposed to call em?
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 8:27 am
To be politically correct, on a legal document that is what you would put
Culos - January 6, 2009, 4:19 am
OK, time to piss off a few people again. Do you know that most of them are just as pissed off when you call them African-American. They feel they are American just like you and rightly so, they were not born in Africa just like you were not born in Europe
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 2:53 am
e you
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 2:53 am
Yet again, age card is played due to lack of better words. Any who, just like matters_not said, it's amazing what the internet does to a persons ego. You would NOT say that to someone who was african american. Come to Chicago, please. We would love to hav
Matters_Not - January 6, 2009, 1:42 am
is this the part where we can expect for bob to say.....Yeah i would...im not scared!"....well bob yer a douche....cause we know you wouldnt.
Matters_Not - January 6, 2009, 1:41 am
little girls aside.......i bet you woudnt say that shit in the presence of a black guy who is twice yer size.
Bob - January 6, 2009, 1:19 am
And the founding fathers, in their wisdom, made sure that Americans had the right to say what ever the hell they wanted, regardless of how offended little girls got about it.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 5, 2009, 11:53 pm
Freedom of speech should never be confused with intelligent speech. Having the freedom to say something is an entirely different matter from HOW you use it. Bob, the way you have used your speech only shows your own idiocy and ignorance.
Porcelina - January 5, 2009, 10:43 pm
Maybe it's not to them, maybe they don't know what a belittling word it is.
Bob - January 5, 2009, 7:55 pm
No it's not. If it was they wouldn't call each other it all the fucking time. If they didn't want people using it they shouldn't use it themselves.
Porcelina - January 5, 2009, 5:02 pm
It's such a degrading word.
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 7:48 am
Use the "N" word around where I live...you won't get sued. You will, however, get your ass beaten into the cement.
Bob - January 5, 2009, 5:15 am
All three cells working hard, right?
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:13 am
LMFAO......words dont describe how fucking retarded you are. please dont have children.....please. im done here. i cant take anymore of this, you're hurting my brain.
Bob - January 5, 2009, 5:09 am
Then why didn't we leave Saddam in charge? He provided security for his people. Sure, he killed them himself, but he kept the terrorists from doing it. All we've done is create another Israel.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:06 am
force on force war is conventional. Iraq is not a force on force anymore. it hasent been since 2003. today is about providing security to Iraqi's because insurgents strive for unstable gov.
Bob - January 5, 2009, 5:00 am
There's a reason for that. It's true. War does not determine who is right. It determines only who is left.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:57 am
lame quote dipshit. its been said for years.
Bob - January 5, 2009, 4:56 am
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:55 am
proof in point....you have no idea what your talking about. it takes more than a hug and a hand shake to protect civilians. you will never understand that because you'll never serve.
Bob - January 5, 2009, 4:45 am
Patriotism is akin to religion in that it allows authority figures to control the masses. I'll support our troops when they start being bearers of peace instead of bearers of death.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:55 am
good question. ive never asked myself that before. maybe because im tired of these unpatriotic fucks running their mouths from the safty of their parents basements.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:55 am
good question. ive never asked myself that before. maybe because im tired of these unpatriotic fucks running their mouths from the safty of their parents basements.
John - January 5, 2009, 3:50 am
Why do you have to be such a killjoy?
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:35 am
hey bob/barockeva/bobsanction...your allias's are catching up with you ya douche. and this makes #8 times im telling you to STFU
2/9marine - October 27, 2008, 1:01 am
yet i bet the guy who made the OP would cry like a little bitch in a country iraq. if you have nothing better to say stfu n go jerk off to you boyfriend


UUUGNNN! YEEEEHAH! EEEEEIIY!! oh yeeeeah, baby -


TAGS: tennis grunts
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 13, 2013, 9:13 pm
Wellllll, Maria’s weird screech is not the most alluring, and Serena’s whoof can be rather concerning, but suma them amazon’s war cries are downright unsettling…..’I can kick yer kok off’ unsettling. However, some….like Venus….well…….
curlyrocks - September 13, 2013, 8:33 pm
Women's tennis, some one likes it rough eh!
lgvernon - September 13, 2013, 5:41 pm

You must really LOVE the womens' powerlifting competitions. Of course, everyone watches themw ith their eyes closed (shudder).
GaryO - September 13, 2013, 2:10 pm
I prefer the getting in procedure...
MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:19 pm
Mr. Gary...I'm starting to think you may need to get out a little more often...you're fantasies are starting to worry me...teehee.
Reality Lord - September 13, 2013, 9:51 am

LOLZ.


SIGMUND -




AWESOME - No matter what you do in life you'll never be as awesome as this guy.


TAGS: awesome rife grunt
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by rifle grunt

Anonymous2 - January 14, 2010, 8:34 pm
He misspelled amsome. 1L. :)
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 1:18 am
Replace "you" with "I" and I'll 5L this.


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